£35 ... holy fuuck! ... 'at's like wikks shoppin! ... in fkn Lidl! Nae wonder domestic violence is the second maist popular sport roonaboots!

Ah've been tae some fantastic concerts/events in ma time, but £35? .... only time Ah went that extra couple o' mile wis tae see the Blue Man Group... £64 .... but ... They were in Berlin, Ah was in Berlin ... and they werena comin tae Scotland ... let alone Aiberdeen onytime this side o' Scotland's Independence victory ... so fk it ... worth every penny

But £35? .... If Ah could go back in time wi the money Ah've on me noo, then, Aye Ah'd be there in Gothenburg 1983, but itherwise ... fk that for a game o' fitba!