I'm of the probably lone opinion that Eddie Howe's a bit of a knob to be honest, and although Newcastle do play some lovely stuff I couldn't stand his Bournemouth side.

Bunch of cheating, diving, gamesmanship w@nchors. As for that smarmy 'I've got s hit under my nose' sickly smile of his I'd happily smack him in the face just to watch his expression change.

Just in case anyone's in any doubt I'm not his number one fanboy but would happily shout 'well done Eddie' at the telly if he landed England the World Cup as I can be quite magnanimous like that when I want to be.

Smiley thing .