Got a feed for the game from CBS Sports and one of the comms was a Geordie called Ray Hudson. Never heard of him before but what a breath of fresh air, he was hilarious. Apparently he played for Newcastle in the 70s, went to the States where he played and coached then into media work over there. I suppose too much of him might get on your tits but he was cracking me up last night, after a series of saves he described the PSG keeper as like a kangaroo on a trampoline, one defender rose for a header like a hungry hawk looking for it's dinner, a pass was made with archimedean precision, someone was playing like a matador in a pink tutu, god knows what he meant by that, a pass was as smooth as the back of a spoon, and all delivered in a broad geordie accent, in complete contrast to the American drawl of his co-commentator.

Not sure just how much of him I could take, but after Sky's tedious succession of 'should have done betters', 'not enough on its' or 'too much on its', it was a delight.