Joke Time

[On Balance]

a woman went into sports direct. After a furtive look around she eventually quietly asked a young male assistant for some c ondoms and ky jelly.

"i sorry madam this is a sports shop" he replied .

Next day same woman asked for a dual action 12 d ildo and some a nal beads.she gets told again this is a sports shop.

On the third day she went in and asked for love eggs and a metre long whip and once again got told this is a sports shop.

By this time all the staff was aware of this woman and her requests. The manager said he would deal with her next time and sure enough she came in once again furtively looking around.

The manager approached and said "i sorry madam but this is both embarrassing for my staff and for you. What is it you really want?"

she took the manager's arm and whispered in his year "i want a wolverhampton wanderers home shirt"

Made me laugh. Can’t get emojis to work!

[9goals2hattricks3pen]

Made me laugh. Can’t get emojis to work!

Heard it in the pub last night down here it was a Man United shirt.

I also heard the one about the Scotsman, Irishman, Welshman? The Englishman was still in France. Hope it works tomorrow.

Personally I think emojis are over used. A bit cringe worthy when someone follows their own joke with numerous crying with laughters.

[On Balance]

Heard it in the pub last night down here it was a Man United shirt.

I also heard the one about the Scotsman, Irishman, Welshman? The Englishman was still in France. Hope it works tomorrow.

Personally I think emojis are over used. A bit cringe worthy when someone follows their own joke with numerous crying with laughters.

Re the rugby, its going to be a tough one to win to be fair but we do have a chance, so I am looking forward to it.

[9goals2hattricks3pen]

Re the rugby, its going to be a tough one to win to be fair but we do have a chance, so I am looking forward to it.

Fingers crossed emoji followed by smiley