Reply With QuoteYou're the biggest joke on this website.
How many responses and views did you get on this post you grasser?
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In this time so much bad news let's follow on Phil's dad jokes with some more adult jokes in an attempt to bring a smile.
I said to the wife " Could we try a threesome?"
She said " Oh sure I bet you have in mind two women"
I said "Of course I do. I'm only thinking of you. I know how you like to have someone to talk to after s ex"
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You're the biggest joke on this website.
How many responses and views did you get on this post you grasser?
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A woman went into Sports Direct. After a furtive look around she eventually quietly asked a young male assistant for some c ondoms and KY Jelly.
"I sorry madam this is a sports shop" he replied .
Next day same woman asked for a Dual Action 12 d ildo and some a nal beads.She gets told again this is a sports shop.
On the third day she went in and asked for Love Eggs and a metre long whip and once again got told this is a sports shop.
By this time all the staff was aware of this woman and her requests. The manager said he would deal with her next time and sure enough she came in once again furtively looking around.
The manager approached and said "I sorry madam but this is both embarrassing for my staff and for you. What is it you really want?"
She took the manager's arm and whispered in his year "I want a Wolverhampton Wanderers home shirt"
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Made me laugh. Can’t get emojis to work!Originally Posted by 9goals2hattricks3pen
Last edited by On Balance; 21-10-2023 at 11:26 AM.
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Heard it in the pub last night down here it was a Man United shirt.
I also heard the one about the Scotsman, Irishman, Welshman? The Englishman was still in France. Hope it works tomorrow.
Personally I think emojis are over used. A bit cringe worthy when someone follows their own joke with numerous crying with laughters.
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Re the rugby, its going to be a tough one to win to be fair but we do have a chance, so I am looking forward to it.
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Fingers crossed emoji followed by smiley
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Sports Direct have just launched a 'Jimmy Savile memorial tracksuit'. Comes with an adult size top but you'll have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
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