Who wants to represent Notts County in print?

[Elite_Pie]

Me and my mate,Arnold went on a double date.His was mutton from Sutton,mine a banger from Langar.

Did you see Bert 'n Joyce in there?

[ML AFC Wimbledon fan]

Hi Guys.....just to let you know that I've been in contact with Mark at Wimbledon and have agreed that i will let him have my personal observations on who we now are and how we've got here. Hopefully, these will be both accurate and entertaining but I will also adopt an alternative identity in both physical and virtual form in case I, unwittingly, upset anybody.
Regards.
David

Appreciate your help David

[lunaspie]

Did you see Bert 'n Joyce in there?

No,but we bumped into Leslie from Gresley.

[glasgowdave]

Hi Guys,
Just to keep you posted, I've completed the article and sent it to Mark and it will be in the official Wimbledon v Notts match day programme this saturday.
I've taken a slightly unusual approach and I hope you will all enjoy it. It's in the format of a Health Status Report comprising the following headings:
-Disclaimer ( forgive me for any unintentional sins)
-Clinical history
-Underlying pathology
-Recent symptoms
-Treatment and Rehabilitation Plan
-Prognosis

Let's hope it does us justice and for anyone going, please buy one and let me know what you think. Most importantly,of course, is that the lads play well and bag another well deserved victory.
Come on you pies!!
David

[Elite_Pie]

Hi Guys,
Just to keep you posted, I've completed the article and sent it to Mark and it will be in the official Wimbledon v Notts match day programme this saturday.
I've taken a slightly unusual approach and I hope you will all enjoy it. It's in the format of a Health Status Report comprising the following headings:
-Disclaimer ( forgive me for any unintentional sins)
-Clinical history
-Underlying pathology
-Recent symptoms
-Treatment and Rehabilitation Plan
-Prognosis

Let's hope it does us justice and for anyone going, please buy one and let me know what you think. Most importantly,of course, is that the lads play well and bag another well deserved victory.
Come on you pies!!
David

Nice one David, I won't be at Wimbledon but I hope we get to read your contribution.

[glasgowdave]

Just spotted a wee typo in the Year of the Munto sentence. Sorry!

[glasgowdave]

Did anyone spot the article in the magazine? Hope it came across OK...and certainly seemed to reflect yesterday's game in many ways. Rollercoaster ride well and truly in motion!

[lunaspie]

Did anyone spot the article in the magazine? Hope it came across OK...and certainly seemed to reflect yesterday's game in many ways. Rollercoaster ride well and truly in motion!

Any chance of you posting a link ?
I'm keen to read it after sampling some of the reviews of their fans :

'A rip-roaring read'- Hugh,Kew.
'I laughed till I cried' - Shirley,Purley'
'An eye-opener' - Carlton,Charlton.

[glasgowdave]

I would if I knew how!