True. I was planning on leaving today, driving 200 miles down to Portland, a flight from Portland to Denver, another one from Denver to Huston and then one last one from Huston to Heathrow. From there I had the underground to Victoria and then a National coach to Barnsley. After that I was going to walk to Zippy's in Wombwell and he'd agreed to put me exhausted in a wheel barrow on Boxing Day morning and drop me off at Rotherham Exchange. When I found I couldn't get a bus from there to NYS I thought "Fcuk It!"
