Tips for a good Christmas

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Seek out a relative who is having a large gathering of people you don't really know that well and 95% don't know you. Then have the Yorkshireman's Christmas--

Hear all, See all, Say nowt
Eyt all, Sup all, Pay nowt.

(Pay nowt--maybe a "wacky" pair of socks or other cheap, crap gift such as a scented candle or pot pourri--destined for back cupboard, then skip, or re-cycled as next years Christmas gifts )