It's 2024 and this is still big news in sleepy Aiberdeen city . Yikes, it's like going back in time here , back to the days when you last won the Scottish cup!
He said it would taste like lemonade when he put it in my mouth, but it felt like wallpaper paste and tasted like Mummy’s tuppence does in the morning after Uncle Billy and his friend Sash have visited late at night.
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