I was determined not to become embroiled in this debate on what is supposed to be a thread in Remembrance of Paul Bradshaw but you leave me with virtually no other choice but to choose to respond. How dare you refer to people with opinions which differ to your own as Conspiracy Theorists?
They are people with opinions which differ to your own, nothing more and most certainly nothing less and they are not to be mocked. Ever. They are present in their chosen moment and should be taken as seriously as any of us choose to be taken.
In many cases their opinions have been reached following extended periods of research via the Interweb thingy, personal experience and in some cases second hand personalish anecdotal experience. Remember an opinion is never ever wrong. Or entirely correct.
Opinions are arrived at following meticulous analytical synthesis of the facts and only ever occasionally by predisposed personal cynicism or a burgeoning desire to wind the s hit out of others. You ask what is it the powers that be stand to gain?
Well I'm afraid there's only one way to find out and it entails a small financial outlay. Pop down to your local supermarket and buy yourself a roll of tinfoil. If you have a small corner shop closer to home use that facility instead to avoid any unnecessary social contact. The bigger the roll of tinfoil you can afford the better. Hell if you're feeling flush buy two. Remember to use cash though so your spending cannot be traced. No paper trails.
Return to the safety of your domicile abode. Remember to remove your footwear and adorn a comfortable pair of slippers to avoid spreading any germs you may have encountered on your foray. If you have no slippers Crocs will suffice but only if worn with brilliant white socks to ward off evil spirits. Now unwrap the tinfoil and wrap it around your head as tightly as your blood circulation allows.
Hold your breath for as long as possible. Preferably until you pass out and hit the floor with a resounding bump. When you awake from your concussive slumber rise immediately so oxygenated blood rushes straight up to the brain. To avoid confusion I'm referring to the brain that's in your head and not the one at the other end. That brain's for passing on what most people of opinion know about football.
The next step is relatively simple by what has passed up until now. Put your mind into the mind space of a Lizard. A Giant Lizard known to persons of Internet based opinion as a Lizard Person. Seek and ye shall find. Matthew 7:7-8. King James Version (KJV).
All of the very best in your pursuit of the true path which persons of opinion of all walks know is out there. Somewhere. And finally, please scroll down.........
......... no offence meant anyone but you know what they say about @resoles and opinions, and if you don't....... look it up on the Internet. Just bear in mind that we all count and some of us don't even need to use our fingers.
For the avoidance of doubt this post which has never been part of a fence and was typed out very firmly tongue in cheek. Here and there. Possibly. Do do doooo doooo do do dooooo dooooo.





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