O/T jokes

[Ronners]

With all these councils struggling for money, in an attempt to save cash Eastbourne Council have decided not to fund the Punch and Judy show on the beach this year.



That's the way to do it.

[frogmiller]

English man, Welsh man and Pakistani man waiting in the labour ward for their wives to give birth.
A doctor comes into the area where they were waiting and said. I have good news and bad!
The good news is that you all have healthy little boys.
The bad news is , the midwives mixed them up and we don't know who's is who's.
The doctor continued by saying that the simple way of deciding is to let you guys choose to which they all agreed.
They draw straws and the English man won first pick son in he went and came out with tha brown baby.
The Doctor, Pakistani man and the Welsh man looked surprised as he walked passed and said surely that's the Pakistani baby
To which the response came.

Look, with the others there's a 50/50 chance that I could have picked up the Welsh one