Here's a joke....
On my return from UK last May With my Asian wife Meow I was stopped and searched and then was asked to take my shoes of which I had just done the Pakistani asked me what I was looking at? I said a Paki He then asked why? I said I don't like you. I was arrested cautioned at cheadle police station missed my flight cost me £1000 for new tickets never been racist in my life coming from Rotherham there's a reason I'm not fond but I've never given them any grieff