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Thread: OT - One liners
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22-07-2024, 09:16 AM #11
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My friend doesn’t like to talk about his psoriasis. He’d rather just sweep it under the carpet.
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22-07-2024, 11:39 AM #12
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22-07-2024, 12:02 PM #13
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Over my head, must be a Dutch thing
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22-07-2024, 12:23 PM #14
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You must have a pretty low head as they've been available in the UK for over 50 years.
Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone
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22-07-2024, 12:30 PM #15
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Ha yeah kinder have been around for donkeys
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22-07-2024, 12:37 PM #16
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It's safer to keep head low! So Google says they are confectionary....learn something every day
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22-07-2024, 03:01 PM #17
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Now, there's a surprise Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone
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23-07-2024, 07:53 AM #18
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One day she says you are the best thing since sliced bread.
The next day you’re toast!
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23-07-2024, 07:55 AM #19
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A meat pie costs J$3 in Jamaica and Bds$4 in Barbados!
That’s the pie rates of the Caribbean for you!
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23-07-2024, 10:18 AM #20
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My favourite photo of Donald Rump
508Kb file wouldn't load and posting the FB link as a picture wouldn't either so here's the FB link to it...
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid...55055563294459
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