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WELL DONE! You’ve even managed to hijack a jokes page into political commentaryOriginally Posted by ramAnag
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23-07-2024, 12:28 PM #21
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Trump is nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.
Trump’s core demographic? Middle aged men in baseball caps whose chosen holiday destinations might coincide with a list of missing women.Last edited by ramAnag; 23-07-2024 at 12:39 PM.
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23-07-2024, 01:22 PM #22
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23-07-2024, 02:28 PM #23
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Lol…tbf, I didn’t set the precedent. Even you have to recognise that. Originally Posted by Andy_Faber
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23-07-2024, 03:58 PM #24
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Politicians and nappies have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
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23-07-2024, 04:03 PM #25
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“You know you vote labour when your TV is bigger than your bookcase
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23-07-2024, 04:03 PM #26
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There we go it's a politico-oneliner thread now
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23-08-2024, 08:34 AM #27
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Breaking news - 10CC are doing a tour/vacation in Scotland but will be avoiding all the lakes. They dread loch holidays.
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23-08-2024, 08:38 AM #28
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Kids who play truant need teaching a lesson.
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23-08-2024, 08:42 AM #29
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I heard Cadburys are to launch an oriental chocolate bar - but it could be a Chinese Wispa
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23-08-2024, 09:12 AM #30
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The guy who invented knock knock jokes has just won the no-bell prize for comedy
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