Let's all laugh at Hearts (MkII)

[InversneckieDob]

I'd preach caution about next Sunday.
This is their cup final, remember one of their quarter-wit meeeja fans said he'd like to see us relegated before the Diets winning a trophy.
They're nae very good but they'll be frothing about Sunday.

[swaddon2]

I forgot about this thread.

[Donanddusted]

Hogmo says no.
They're a pig in a poke.

[listener1903]

Hogmo says no.
They're a pig in a poke.

My favourite time of the year - Hogmo Nae.

[Donanddusted]

My favourite time of the year - Hogmo Nae.

I don't think it's the same anymore. Hearts just aren't in the celebrations.
Hearts aren't in much anymore.

[swaddon2]

I don't think it's the same anymore. Hearts just aren't in the celebrations.
Hearts aren't in much anymore.

Aye they are. They're in the relegation place.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Gubbed again .... back tae the bottom efter a dizzying period o' 11th place glory

[57vintage]

Chortle, in accordance with the thread title.

[swaddon2]

"Misfiring Hearts captain Lawrence Shankland has had the most attempts out of every player in the Conference League - taking a pop at goal 15 times without hitting the net. (Scottish Sun)"

Looks like we were right to bin him.

[Red Zone]

Quote from Nai(job)smith yesterday

"Inside I was probably thinking you'll get to the international break because it was three games there and they were probably games that you're more likely to look at and go, 'Right – we should win. Ross County at home, the European game and then a big one is going to be Aberdeen.'

Delusional doesn't even scratch the surface of this quote.