As a miner's son brought up on a Doduth Council Estate and now living in a two up-two darn terrace in Sowerby Bridge portraying me as a modern day Poirot is slightly off the mark

. Like a number of people tha thinks that working class people are incapable of stringing a sentence together.
YN--Single having had no long term relationships. Lives in hostel type flat--Sally Army ? No friends apart from Kipper Jackson. Hangs around edges of gatherings of "important" people seeking attention but being ignored--Alan Partridge style. Spends time walking rarnd tarn in an old duffle coat and worn trainers supping White Leetnin.