Quote Originally Posted by TheDeeDon View Post
No offense meant min and not what I was saying. I know fine well there are good dandies out in 'the shire'.

I'm referring to young dons who support the team now. A lot of folk I work with live 'out in the shire', never a specific area, just 'the shire' and whose folks have heads stuck so far up their own backside and it rubs off on the kids.

You can hear young folk in my work speaking about the EPL or Champions League and refer to it as 'footie' or 'soccer'. I mean, come on, that's not right in itself.
About 15 years ago, Altens Industrial estate, any Thursday morning around 0820…

Highland League full back colleague: “Morning min 57 min, ye radge omhell and several surrounding postal code districts. Did youbsee Barca on the telly last night?”

Me, pressing ctrl+alt+delete to close the bicycle xenon LED lighthouse-strength lights sale webpage: “Were the Dons involved?”

HLFBC: “No min, it wis the Champions League”.

Me: “Does it affect, in any way, no matter how minor it may seem, Keith’s upcoming grudge match with those Cove cùnts?”

HLFBC: “No min, it wis the Champions League”.

Me: “In light of its having no discernible effect on the Dons, and the custodians of the Undisputed Home Of Intergalactic Proper Mannies’ Fitba, I dinna give a fùck. Now, get roon to the Shell garage and get wir coffee”.