Our "strike force" now consists of Flemming, Foster, and an over the hill Barnes.

Our wide men and playmakers comprise of the always knacked Benson, the lesser spotted Tresor, the lightweight and ineffective Sarmiento, the perennially injured Redmond, the off the boil Koleosho, the unfortunately knacked Ramsey, a new kid released from Ajax, the excellent Jaidon Anthony and the fresh off the aeroplane Marcus Edwards.

Midfield options: Cullen, a playing down his contract Brownhill, here until May Jonjo Shelvey, Laurent and Hannibal.

If we had sold Esteve my season tickets would have gone in the bin.