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Thread: OT - One liners

  1. #71
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    I think Tim Vine took over the forum

  2. #72
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    Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
    A. An impasta

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    Do you all a cow who's playing a guitar a moo sician?

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    If he remembers what colour eyes you have after a first date, you've probably got small tits

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    What's the difference between an illegal boat person and ET? ET eventually went home.

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    How many Gen Z'ers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2 - one to change the bulb and one to video it for TikTok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    How many Gen Z'ers does it take to change a lightbulb? 2 - one to change the bulb and one to video it for TikTok
    Knowing the Gen Z ers i do id have said 1 - to call their parents to come and do it for them

  8. #78
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    Fair comment but still another needed to film parents labour and post online

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    Why hasn’t Trump been hanged for treason?
    Fake noose!

  10. #80
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    Being a Derby fan is like being Bonnie Blues father.

    You love them to bits, but are sick to death watching them smashed every week.


    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>running

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