jokes

[ozleeds]

Meanwhile in greece
Father son conversation.
Son Does charles from england got greek blood?
Dad Of course his Greek
Son why?
Dad well till he was 70 was unemployed and lived of his mother.
Now he lives like a King
Only Greeks can pull this off..

[cherrypie7]

Here's a joke that been around for decades.
Southampton Football Club.

[Orgoner]

Here's a joke that been around for decades.
Southampton Football Club.

To be fair, that joke was on us last season.

[Billyni]

I think it was Frank Carson, who when he told his teachers that he wanted to be a comedian when he left school, and they laughed at him.

Well, he says, theyre not laughing now.

[ozleeds]

I think it was Frank Carson, who when he told his teachers that he wanted to be a comedian when he left school, and they laughed at him.

Well, he says, theyre not laughing now.

My teachers always pushed me to be a lawyer and always said i had the best brain they had ever seen as I passed exams without even studying. Everything i heard in class used to stay in my brain.
In year 5 of high school I left and told them my brain can't hold any more info lol
I ended up working for the mafia as debt collector and hit man for 5 years.
I stopped because all the bodys I had witnessed I couldn't sleep,

Last time before i quit me and another crazy mad p r i c k went to a house to collect they wouldn't open the door and i broke in. Man woman and 3 kids in the house all curled up. I said do you have the money? He said no. The other dude pulled out the gun and I said what the f you doing? He said boss said last chance if he don't have the money get rid of him and any witnesses. Well I pulled out my gun and shot the P r i c k. I had 10k on me and gave them the money and said run far away change your names and do good for your children and if you don't i will shoot you myself. I explained to the boss things went pear shaped and the dude shot the partner burned the house after knocking me out and barely escaped
5 years later I found where they were and went for a visit and they actually did what i told them and were a happy family without the crap drugs.
Anyway since I left I made amends everywhere I went helping caring making for people making them happy and still do to this day even in sickness.
I know this is a joke thread but this is true I can't say I was proud what I did but I would like to think I made amends for my wild youth days.

[ozleeds]

3 white man waiting at the maternity ward All hoping for a Son.
Dr comes out mr Smith? Yes, Congratulations you have a beautiful daughter.
Middle man laughs and says you need a weapon like mine to have a boy.
Dr comes out again. Mr thompson? Yes, Congratulations you have a lovely daughter.
The other dude laughs again and says i told you. You need a weapon like mine.
Another half hour goes by the dr comes out. Mr Wright? Yes sir. Congratulations you have a lovely black boy.