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Thread: OT - One liners
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19-03-2025, 07:53 PM #111
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I used to work with Hiscox Insurance which created similar amusement, but the winner is a current firm of claims adjusters who would win the size challenge, being called WE Cox....
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20-03-2025, 09:25 AM #112
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20-03-2025, 09:26 AM #113
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A friend keeps saying things like, "Cheer up buddy, things could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well!
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20-03-2025, 09:27 AM #114
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She left me because she said I lack basic vocabulary.
I'm lost for words!
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20-03-2025, 03:25 PM #115
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MAGA.
Make this
Asshole
Go
Away
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31-03-2025, 02:55 PM #116
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Agter much thought I have come to that we are doomed. Completely and utterly as it seems we are reliant on US Intelligence...
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14-04-2025, 01:02 PM #117
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Spoke with my psychiatrist today. I told him I keep thinking about airports. He thinks it's terminal.
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25-04-2025, 09:22 AM #118
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FUMING!!!
Just been asked by a group of kids outside Tesco if I would get them 20 Richmond's. Stupidly I did and got them a packet, handed them over and you should have seen the abuse I got off them after it!!
Cheeky little so n so’s
Told them next time you can get your own sausages!!!!!
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27-04-2025, 07:55 PM #119
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Mrs F told me I recited the
Whole of Lord Of The Rings in bed last night. I must have been Tolkien in my sleep
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28-04-2025, 07:29 AM #120
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Lol
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