I'm sick of reading that we can't beat Wimbledon....

Is it because of our sickly record of W20 D12 L14 compared to their really impressive W20 D13 L13?
I guess our D12 L14 was pathetic whereas their D13 L13 was a great heroic effort. Their end-of season form in terms of points was about as bad as ours too, but I guess that doesn't stop them being a truly fantastic, superior team, whose fans are so delighted with them, right?

The truth is they're as crap as us and all we might need to get past them is to be a little less crap than a couple of games. Not a big ask.