Eddie Howe

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Andy good to hear from you mayte!

Yeah man, the number is an insult to the mans quality alone.

There is no chance that we'd sell to them at all.

https://psgtalk.com/2025/05/man-utd-...li-psg-target/
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...bruno-31497425

Bruno & Tonali are both sold apparently. They've both hired Pickfords to help them and Isak relocate to Manchester.

Who would leave a Champions League team to play for a sinking toxic ship like Man U?

It was laughable when Rio the idiot included his failing ex team in the nonsense conversation about Isak.

Now we're not only got the pointless press reporting the reds 'set their sights on the REAL Bruno to replace Poundland Bruno, but, also apparently Tonali can't wait to leave the Toon to join the toxic wasteland of Old Trafford.

It's so ridiculous as this point. It's clear Journalism is completely dead.

Amorim this week basically admitted that the mindset among the players at ManU is rotten (for anyone who hadnt realised yet) and that the club should replace him if he cant sort it soon.
The usuals are praising him for his honesty but its clearly a Get me out of here call.

Im sure Tonali is chomping at the bit to go there.

[Ragatino]

Amorim this week basically admitted that the mindset among the players at ManU is rotten (for anyone who hadnt realised yet) and that the club should replace him if he cant sort it soon.
The usuals are praising him for his honesty but its clearly a Get me out of here call.

Im sure Tonali is chomping at the bit to go there.

BBC sport headline "Amorim admits he may have to leave if poor form continues".

Just for those who don't remember or are too young to remember. Before Fergi Man U had only 7 titles. Newcastle have 4 titles, for reference.

Fergi won 13 titles. The early days of the Prem Man U expanded their commercial operations to take advantage of the new revenue streams. That is to be commended. It's where anything positive starts and stops.

After Fergi missed out on signing Gazza he used all the dark arts in the book, brown envelops etc, tapping up etc to ensure the the cheating Manc scum stayed at the top.

The fact is that the shadow of Fergi looms over the club like the ghost of a favourite king during the reign of the Prince who replaces him on the throne.

You don't ever maintain the level of dominance.

Empires rise and fall.

Those swamp dwelling scumbags will never return to the levels of dominance they enjoyed in the early years or the prem. It was easier back then. Beat arsenal win the league. Now it's far more competitive

Plus the game has changed.

ManU can't drop brown envelops of cash off to players families and manipulate refs like Fergi did during his career
It's not so easy to hide corruption in this digital Age where everything is tracked.

Look at the Ashworth tapping up from Newcastle. The club found the emails Barrada and Dan had been swapping confidential contractual documents about his move from Brighton.

We held the card until PSR bite and we needed cash.

The filth OWE ?300m in outstanding transfer payments
For mostly dud players that are all on insane salaries
Ideal scenario, spuds win the Europa. It will wreck any chance of Man U having a big summer transfer window.

They'll have to sell Bruno for whatever they can get for him.

?125 & a Garlic Breads special is all I'd offer, garlic sauce not included. He is absolutely the Poundland Bruno.
But what else have they got?

Mainoo to Chelsea I guess those fools would throw ?70m at that hype job. But its nonsense all round, He's not even as good as Miley.

Spuds are a nothing club.

Be great for them to rub it in arsenal's face that they won a trophy & made the champions league despite being awful
and they might just keep Ange another season and we can all enjoy watching them get relegated playing Ange ball whilst getting dumped out of the UCL losing all matches haha

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Yes - got to want Spurs to win the europa - it will (slightly) hamper ManUs financials and 🙏🏻 could mean Spurs stick with Ange.

I think we ll see ManU starting Chelsea like financial shenaningans if things get tight but, as said before, they have such a massive financial advantage over clubs like ours (cheers, Mike) that it will take years of failure on their part to level the playing field (cheers, Masters).

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80m doesn't buy Tonali's left leg.

We'd perhaps open the conversation at ?150m wil ?100m in add-ons.

Both Spuds and Manure are going to find it difficult to draw class players to them this window.

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To be fair, some wise Man Yoo fans acknowledge and commented on the comedy of these articles. Pure BS.

I did read one however who believes they should take the Real Madrid approach and ask players they want to run their contracts down and join for free for the privilege of playing for them and fighting for a top half position. I had to do a double take on that one like, I mean toxic, debt wridden club, owner and fans with a manager ready to walk. Lovely.

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To be fair, some wise Man Yoo fans acknowledge and commented on the comedy of these articles. Pure BS.

I did read one however who believes they should take the Real Madrid approach and ask players they want to run their contracts down and join for free for the privilege of playing for them and fighting for a top half position. I had to do a double take on that one like, I mean toxic, debt wridden club, owner and fans with a manager ready to walk. Lovely.

They all talk about the current situation in realistic terms but none of them are actually honest and genuine about the actual situation they are in.

They dwell in the Fergi wonderland. Living in past glory. It's over, it's done, they're not the allure they used to have.

When the hopeless West Ham fans are giving it OLAY! on every pass at Old Trafford and this lot still think they will return to being the feared and dreaded team of the Fergi years you realise they are so deluded.

It's not about a manager to fix it. The board of director selling out isn't gonna fix it. There is no fixing it.

Italy is a fabulous country but it will never be Rome. It can never be Rome. That time has passed.

The best they can hope to be a decent upper mid-table team fighting for UCL scraps and the odd FA cup.