The funsters

[shedka]

Doesn?t look like you guys have sold out your tickets for the game, bit cheeky slagging off the opposition when you can?t sell your end out 😂😂😂

Not really the case though is it, our tickets went on sale Friday at 1 and were gone within an hour or so

The fact the club kept some back for hospitality packages is irrelevant, had we been given another 3k to put online to sell this week they'd be gone

[Arabdownsouth]

I was just flicking through Sky documentaries and stumbled upon a little gem about Giovani De Stefano and thought to myself it's about time to laugh at those failures over the road a little more.

A little reminder........


https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/past...undee-fc-2003/

[GUNBOAT]

I wasnt banging on about anything. 248 pages in a thread of you lads banging on about the Dee though. As always rent free. Especially Shedcarse, he has it wayyyyy bad. Its a shame really.

To be fair you do give us PLENTY to discuss i will do my upmost to clarify.

Sacking Jocky when top of the league

Appointing Coco The Clown.

Running up 23,000,000 0f debt to achieve a top 6 finish.

Advertising in the Sunday papers for a sugar daddy and getting Calum Melville.

Going into ADMIN again under Calum after him saying he was gonna pay 500,000 for one of our players

Slagging phuck out of us regarding the Tannadice pitch then being heavily fined and sued by your big cousins for multiple Dens Park postponements.

Appointing McPoke as manager.

Appointing Agent Jim as manager.

Appointing the convicted fraudster de Stefano to your board.

Allowing Cook the books to become chairman then watching on as he was fined 800,000 for defrauding his clients.

Accepting a charity TheAuldHunStand from a club who at that time refused to allow the signing's of Roman Catholic's.

Appointing The Pundit as your manager.

Claiming to be the big team in the city without a MAJOR trophy in the cabinet for 52 years.

Sacking the Doc after he had got you top 6 and kept you up in his 2nd season which in my opinion is a positive.

Not having a bad word to say about the Marrs when they were on the cusp of allowing Jim McLean to take over your club then running the club into the ground after pulling out at the last second of that deal.

Saying that Dundee United's support would disappear like sna aff a dyke after relegation then watching on as they achieved record breaking season ticket sales.

Intermission,FACT.

[GUNBOAT]

Being an agent for Glasgow Rangers FC RIP pools and selling them in Dens Park and the city of Dundee,FACT.

[GUNBOAT]

Singing sectarian songs ie The Sash and Derry's Walls in your south 'Stand' and waving the Union Flag in said 'stand'.

Accepting one of your fan leader's (Shaded)explanation that the Derry is built on a Dairy and its no really The Derry its The Dairy.

Giving a platform and moderator status to Fat Harry who is your stereotypical Hunster/Funster and having hundreds possibly thousands of fans with similar views.

[GUNBOAT]

And yet here you are on our board again? Rent free my arse! There's a big difference between you banging on about your only 'success' in living memory and us laughing like f*ck at you for years. Away and put some flags up there's a good lad 🤡

DFC have never been or will never be rent free again and lets be frank here its all down to the Marrs.Deep deep down even your thickest Funster knows it but they will NEVER have a bad word to say about brothers who gave them the best times of their lives before almost sending their club into oblivion,FACT.

[GUNBOAT]

Worthy of another couple O pages was you having supporters who wear AS Roma shirts or join forums with Roma usernames,sit in the away end at european games played at Tannadice,join foreign fans being marched to Tannadice by the police or drive round the city celebrating when the rest of the sleeping giant support are tucked up in their beds.

[shedka]

Top work GB, I'm sure we can easily get a list of 100 things without too much effort

[GUNBOAT]

Top work GB, I'm sure we can easily get a list of 100 things without too much effort

Its fair that on their occasional visits to this board that The Funsters do not have a good word to say about you Shedka.If there is one thing a Funster cannot stand its accurate facts and figures and you provide them with stat after stat and crowd FACT after FACT that they really dinnie want to hear.

I think its only right and proper that you are the original OP of this thread and i am always happy along with my Dens Park mole to keep the kettle boiling.

[JamesMcClean]

Its fair that on their occasional visits to this board that The Funsters do not have a good word to say about you Shedka.If there is one thing a Funster cannot stand its accurate facts and figures and you provide them with stat after stat and crowd FACT after FACT that they really dinnie want to hear.

I think its only right and proper that you are the original OP of this thread and i am always happy along with my Dens Park mole to keep the kettle boiling.

Plus, the big one GB, the biggest own goal in the history of Sxottish Football - completely overlooking the greatest tactician of modern Scottish football and instead pissing him off so much he decides to take a short stroll down Tannadice Street to where his services were very much desired. The rest is.................

Only The Fun.🤣🤣🤣🤣