Are the Lunatics Running the Asylum?

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I think they should just implant newborns with digital chips and be done with it. Track their movements and less lithium to recycle as we move away from phone technology all together.

Chip everyone who turns up for a flu jab at the same time whilst they are at it so they can be tracked too. Anyone in hospital. Chip. Waiting at the bar. Chip. Supermarket queue. Chip. Immigrants off a boat. Chip.

In the queue at a chip shop. Chip. That's what you came for and one more chip won't make much of a difference. All part of the service, no need for salt and vinegar and you can thank me later.

Why would anyone think it would be a good idea to chip everyone from birth or when they go for a flu jab or when minding their own business in a queue or when they get off a boat. No idea.

No idea why it's a good idea to do precisely the same thing when dressing it up as doing society a favour by downloading an app to their mobile phones either.

How do we sell the idea. Cutting out chips will help with the obesity crisis. Some people will buy anything if you know how to sell it. Crikey, some people are even gullible enough to buy Villa tops 😉 .

Good post Dan and agree with it all except one point - immigrants off boats - change the chip to turnaround! The Inn is full!