Quote Originally Posted by Cannylad View Post
Just read this one about the Mackems, very descriptive.

"Mackems originated from the drunken coupling of a brother and sister from a series of caves known as Pennywell. Legend has it that after consuming large amounts of Panda Pop and Hewla Hewps the two fell into an embrace, resulting in the birth of a race of six toed, cave dwelling, sub human filth."
Match Day lads and lasses!

Smell the fear from the Wear wafting in across the Tyne. Like a broken sewage pipe, the air is thick with surrender and cowardice.

The Bris (has no one else connected the dots - A Bris in Jewish culture is the ritual circumcision, like some Catholics.

The circumcision recon's the Mackems are 'the under dogs'.

Funny that. Looking at some of the embarrassingly, poorly spelled social media posts. Those among the unwashed with opposable thumbs are brimming with confidence, they're mostly sure it's a nailed on home win.

Pointing out their late winners/equalisers and the NUFC penchant for conceding late.

Their early season form which has completely evaporated

- their last 6 - DDLWDL
- NUFC last 6 - LLWWDW

NUFC are trending up as they are trending down. 7 of their first team will have one eye on their Africa bound flights.
Either they'll be all blood and thunder, wanting to leave their mark on the first derby in a long time or they'll be concerned about picking up knocks and injuries ahead of the big tournament.

I guess we'll find out in 4 hrs.

HOWAY THE LADS!

Can't wait. So excited