The Pet Peeve series - pt.2 - Modern Wa*k Phrases and terminology

[Jammy89]

When toe punt is referred to anything else except a toe punt - come on, we all know what it was and it doesn't matter. Stop trying to tart it up.

[Ragatino]

When toe punt is referred to anything else except a toe punt - come on, we all know what it was and it doesn't matter. Stop trying to tart it up.

Anything Bruno Fernandez does is 'sublime'.
5 yrd sideways pass. Sublime.

Scoring a goal from just outside the box, a goal scored by 100% of all professional Premier League level Central Midfielders, 'conjured a sublime strike from the very top draw'.

A none cartel club player smashes in a banger from 40 yrs 'It's a good strike.' Then claiming that the cartel defence should have done better.

Clowns one and all!