View From The Boardroom

It is now inevitable that we will be relegated.

Next season we will attempt to win promotion from the Championship back to the Premier League.

Our research shows that Mr S. Parker has an impeccable record for winning promotion from the Championship and the Board recommends that he is employed next season to win us another promotion to the Premier league.

As Mr S. Parker is currently employed as manager of Burnley FC, the Board hereby recommends that there be no changes in that department.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

By Order Of The Board.