Ten years on and Mixu returns to Tannadice as Sporting Director of Spartans. Do you need a Sporting Director these days? We've had Asghar. We've got Ross Goodwin as recruitment guy, I heard someone say he is a poor mans Paul Shane.

Could we not go back to employing scouts or even have our manager go and see players in the flesh? I was told that according to social media Tommy McLean went down to scout a player at Bradford FC when he then noticed a far better player, none other than Kjell Olofsson. Old fashioned methods might be old but they could be trusted more than all this statistics and does that evidence shine through on the pitch?

Hoping for a win and 343 phuckin binned. Not good for the blood pressure this turgid sh!te that Goodwin defines as football.

As for the songs after the full-time whistle is it going to be Fatboy Slim "Praise You" or The Smiths "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"