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Thread: OT - One liners
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13-02-2026, 12:07 PM #281
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'er indoors said she wanted a locket for Valentine's Day. I've pushed the boat out and bought her a whole packet...
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13-02-2026, 05:09 PM #282
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16-02-2026, 08:46 AM #283
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I'm starting up a new business renting out hunting dogs. It's called "we lease the hounds"
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16-02-2026, 09:10 AM #284
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My new diet advises that I eat mostly whole foods.
So, I'm eating whole pizzas, whole cakes, whole tubs of ice cream!
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17-02-2026, 12:02 PM #285
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I recently made a cap out of bread, since when I've lost weight. I'm on the loaf hat diet.
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19-02-2026, 12:57 PM #286
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Just booked a cruise with a company called "One". I love One Liners...
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20-02-2026, 04:38 PM #287
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What’s the difference between an illegal immigrant and a suicide bomber ?
\one only wants to **** 72 virgins and the other wants to **** the country
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21-02-2026, 09:59 AM #288
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Prince Andrew converted to Islam yesterday - police have dropped all charges
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21-02-2026, 12:58 PM #289
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The Royal Family have announced their sadness at the demise of Andrew in a car crash next Wednesday
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21-02-2026, 05:02 PM #290
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Ouch! Originally Posted by Ram Pant
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