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Mexicans always find a way....Originally Posted by Ram Pant
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27-02-2026, 01:04 PM #291
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A conundrum. How did Jesus find people named Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter and Paul in the Middle East some 2000 years ago?
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27-02-2026, 03:33 PM #292
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27-02-2026, 08:18 PM #293
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You missed santa Originally Posted by Ram Pant
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02-03-2026, 02:21 PM #294
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I keep receiving anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth.
Are they trying to groom me?
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02-03-2026, 02:22 PM #295
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I know. No presents this year for me. Still, I didn't know he was in the bible? Originally Posted by SithHappens
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07-03-2026, 11:55 AM #296
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In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 MAGA women said Trump was the only man they'd leave their brother for...
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07-03-2026, 12:07 PM #297
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Spot the Difference
In a recent poll, 9 out of 10 Islamic men said their goat was the only thing they'd leave their cousin for..
So let's see how the crowd react.
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07-03-2026, 12:10 PM #298
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Welshmen, sheep... Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone
I don't think you're going to get the reaction you may have hoped for.
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07-03-2026, 12:59 PM #299
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You can take the Ayatollah out of Iran but you can't take Trump out of the Epstein files.
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16-03-2026, 10:09 AM #300
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The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has died. Rest In Peace Zhou Min.
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