I'd sell him.

Like Tomasson back in the day, he's a good player who doesn't fit into our system-or possibly even the Prem.

There's definitely a player in there, I think we've seen enough to say that but he's like...

a pair of Louboutin heels...but you're a bloke

a Ferrari...but you can't drive

an ice cream with no cone

a toilet with no toilet roll


Lovely, warm gloves but...erm, you've got no hands

A wig but you've got no...um...head

No. Wait.

Er..

Help