
Originally Posted by
howdydoo
Thanks for the Latest political party broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party:
Pretending that losing your local council is just a 'clerical error' and definitely not a massive sign pointing to your general election prospects. It is the perfect showcase for a leadership team that has turned 'failing upwards' into a refined art form:
Keir Starmer: The man who prides himself on being 'Mr Rules' is currently spending his time explaining to Parliament how he 'unintentionally' misled them over the Peter Mandelson vetting scandal. It turns out 'full due process' is just lawyer-speak for 'I didn't bother to check if my new US Ambassador failed his security clearance.' If he can?t manage a vetting form, good luck to him with the country.
Rachel Reeves: Our Chancellor, whose 'fiscal rules' seem to involve breaking every promise made to pensioners while delivering the highest tax take in British history. She?s currently trying to sell the public on 'war bonds' to plug an ?18 billion hole in the defence budget?because nothing says 'economic stability' like asking for a loan to keep the lights on.
Angela Rayner: The former Deputy PM who resigned in a tax huff over her property dealings, only to spend her 'time out' undermining her own government's immigration policy as 'un-British.' She?s hovering around the Cabinet like a bad smell, just waiting for Keir to trip over his own briefcase so she can launch her leadership bid.
David Lammy: The Foreign Secretary who describes his strategy as 'Progressive Realism,' which in practice means accidentally endorsing Azerbaijan?s territorial land-grabs on Substack and infighting with the Chancellor over the budget. He?s managed the rare feat of making Boris Johnson?s diplomacy look like the height of Victorian etiquette.
With Labour trailing Reform and the Greens in some polls and facing a loss of 2,000 councillors next week, it?s heartening to see that 'influence' is the one thing this group definitely isn't having on the voters.
I admire your commitment to the cause. It takes a special kind of dedication to look at this total car crash and conclude that local results don't matter?it?s the political equivalent of saying the iceberg didn't matter because the Titanic?s band was still playing a lovely tune."