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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    You're not going to believe this one.

    Mother in law took a bit of a turn yesterday and father in law phoned the doctor - doctor managed to shift her arse out to her today. Mother in law has COPD, has had it for years, she doesn't keep well and as I've said previously usually she's whipped into hospital when she has a turn, no questions asked just straight in - should probably be grateful the doctor came out next day really.

    Anyhoo, doctor's in the house and the old bat coughs, she's got COPD FFS sometimes she coughs, doctor immediately says mother in law must have a Covid test - the Covid test was never on the agenda until she coughed. Did I mention that she has COPD and sometimes coughs.

    Why she now needs a Covid test after nearly a year simply because she coughed once in front of a doctor is way beyond me. Maybe our resident expert medical troll could answer that, I won't know if he does however because I have him on ignore.

    On another note I was watching ITV news there and I see that Captain Tom's in hospital with Covid. What do the NHS do? That's right, around twenty or so of them get together and do a get well soon Tik Tok video for him. How nice. Meantime if you have COPD don't expect the level of treatment that you got a year ago.
    I promised Biffo I wudnae mention tik tok dancing nurses again........so am glad you did.🙂

    I had physio over the phone last year.....just a landline call not video call......that was interesting.

    After 5 mins

    "So sunshine your ankle will now be bending to the left"

    " no it's not moving"

    " it must be"

    " it's no honest"

    Slight sigh then

    "you either ain't doing it right.....or it's Tory austerity"😁

    End of call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taintedice View Post
    Absolutely raging that his beloved tories are getting some criticism, even though he's been slagging them off for a year himself
    I don't like left wing parties😎

    Meanwhile, Mr and Mrs Murrell cud both be going to jail, Scottish vaccine roll out is slower than Scott Brown, Cherry gets punted for believing in basic biology, the SNP put Bame and disabled (asthma and diabetes) at the top of their msp lists, they are still trying to destroy free speech, schools, ferries, worst drug deaths in western europe, Edinburgh children's hospital still no open and Salmond still to come.

    It's Tory austerity😂😂😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by islaydarkblue View Post
    I have previously posted this information but I will try again.
    We had an excellent profit sharing scheme in the Bank of Scotland until 2001 when Gordon Brown who was Chancellor of the Exchequer ended profit sharing schemes and brought in bonus schemes.
    The Bank of Scotland profit sharing scheme only paid out if the bank made a minimum of 17% profit at the end of a financial year on the gross capital employed.
    Bonus schemes paid out as long as staff reached their laid down targets even if their company made a loss.
    It was crazy and ill thought by a chancellor of the exchequer who sold the U.K. government stock of gold at the bottom of the market.
    Gordon Brown also crucified the pension schemes and non taxpayers by ending their ability to reclaim tax credits on dividends.
    Gordon Brown will go down in history as the most incompetent U.K. government Chancellor of the Exchequer in history.
    Was Gordon a Tory? 😂

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Was Gordon a Tory? ��
    No, but he was the last of the Labour politicians. Rest now are focus group junkies who would not know what a principle was.

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    Debt has been increased to allow support for furloughed workers and buying vaccines etc.

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    Murrell refusing to appear again and self identifying as an innocent man😁.....won't save him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Murrell refusing to appear again and self identifying as an innocent man��.....won't save him.
    He will be dealt with by the internal battle that is going on at SNP. Salmond won't stop IMO. His reputation is his main concern. Once he is
    Vindicated I think he is likely to be welcomed back in to the SNP to take over from Nicola. Her husband will be gone once Salmond gives his evidence to the enquiry, IMO. Think sacking Cherry shows poor judgement on the part of the SNP leadership. She is a very able MP and would have been a much better leader of the Westminster MPs than the current one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCram View Post
    He will be dealt with by the internal battle that is going on at SNP. Salmond won't stop IMO. His reputation is his main concern. Once he is
    Vindicated I think he is likely to be welcomed back in to the SNP to take over from Nicola. Her husband will be gone once Salmond gives his evidence to the enquiry, IMO. Think sacking Cherry shows poor judgement on the part of the SNP leadership. She is a very able MP and would have been a much better leader of the Westminster MPs than the current one.
    There will be fun and games when Nicola has to admit that she has a girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCram View Post
    He will be dealt with by the internal battle that is going on at SNP. Salmond won't stop IMO. His reputation is his main concern. Once he is
    Vindicated I think he is likely to be welcomed back in to the SNP to take over from Nicola. Her husband will be gone once Salmond gives his evidence to the enquiry, IMO. Think sacking Cherry shows poor judgement on the part of the SNP leadership. She is a very able MP and would have been a much better leader of the Westminster MPs than the current one.
    Anyone would have been a better leader of the SNP Westminster MPs than Blackford, even Stewart Hosie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCram View Post
    No, but he was the last of the Labour politicians. Rest now are focus group junkies who would not know what a principle was.
    I do have a soft spot for the old bruiser.

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