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Thread: OT - One liners

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    I didn't realize there was a local rivalry between those two
    There isn't but in the space of 4 or 5 days, Go Ahead beat them in the Cup semi final and then beat them in the League. That League defeat now puts them 8 points behind Ajax with just 10 games to play. Go ahead have, basically, destroyed PSV's chances of silverware this season inside a week as, although they are still in the CL they are not going to win it.

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    I asked the surgeon if I could do my own stitches..... he said suture self.

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    I'm going to start coin collecting. The change will do me good.

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    Apple has announced that profits are down. A spokesman added that their turnover is still good...

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    But core operations are struggling

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    Despite seeds of growth

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    Word has it that their shares are still a-peeling

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    all good apple jokes, not sure which is best, think we need a de cider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SithHappens View Post
    all good apple jokes, not sure which is best, think we need a de cider.
    Rather than pissing up a wall we could compare Cox (hopefully not Orange ones)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
    Rather than pissing up a wall we could compare Cox (hopefully not Orange ones)
    Not a one liner but that reminds me of a funny event from my working career. I used to work for a company called Cox Insurance. We were having a meeting at a company we were looking to buy, sat round their boardroom table and my colleague opens up asking their female owner 'So how much do you know about Cox?'...

    Very hard keeping a straight face..

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