Ask Red John

[Don Julio]

Maybe I’m wide of the mark here, but I feel like we are all starting to realise there’s so many things RJ can help us with in football and in life. He is the human equivalent of ChatGPT.

So rather than litter other threads with his wisdom, here’s a dedicated space.

[Don Julio]

RJ, any advice on why my Victoria sponges never seem to rise properly?

[RED_JOHN]

RJ, any advice on why my Victoria sponges never seem to rise properly?

Turn the oven on….it should make the difference.

[WhenTattieFlooredChas]

RJ, any advice on why my Victoria sponges never seem to rise properly?

RJ, my cat has stopped going outside because of an uneutered Tom next door. We have spoken to the owners bjt they still haven't done anything about him.

Any advice on how to deter him?

[RED_JOHN]

RJ, my cat has stopped going outside because of an uneutered Tom next door. We have spoken to the owners bjt they still haven't done anything about him.

Any advice on how to deter him?

Buy a dog

[Don Julio]

Prediction for tomorrow’s match so I can put a bet on?

[erchieplum]

I have been thinking about buying an electric bike.
There are various types each with their own pros and cons and a wide variance in cost.
My question is what should I think of next ?

[RED_JOHN]

I have been thinking about buying an electric bike.
There are various types each with their own pros and cons and a wide variance in cost.
My question is what should I think of next ?

Let us know how you get on with the bike…quite a few work places are in a government scheme which help with getting an electric bike and this could well provide a discount. Have a look.

[Shetland Don]

I have an uneutered Tom who fancies the cat next door but she rarely ventures outdoors so my Tom sits next to the window with his c*** out all day. The Police have warned him about his behaviour and I just don’t know what to do. Someone has suggested an electric bike for a new hobby but cats seemingly don't quality for the cycle to work scheme and I am unemployed in any event.

[RED_JOHN]

I have an uneutered Tom who fancies the cat next door but she rarely ventures outdoors so my Tom sits next to the window with his c*** out all day. The Police have warned him about his behaviour and I just don’t know what to do. Someone has suggested an electric bike for a new hobby but cats seemingly don't quality for the cycle to work scheme and I am unemployed in any event.

Are you sure it’s the cat who is sitting next to the window with it’s cock out all day if the police are getting involved