Put my Tax Return in today

[JimmyHaze]

and now await the inevitable demand for cash from HMRC

A fair portion of this will go towards the NHS, subsidised housing, state handouts and methadone, all of which are beloved by the Weegies.

So if any of you workshy layabouts and scrimshankers wish to offer their gratitude to hard working East Coast taxpayers like the boy Mook and Bennachie nows your chance.

cheers

[ricos_beard]

I don't doubt your story for a minute Dillard.

Except

If you were submitting it now, it was online and it works out how much you owe.

I know how much I owe.

That doesnae mean I,ll be paying it at the moment.

Arguing with HMRC is one of my great pleasures in life [/quote]

And if you are wrong you can give them more in penalties, interest and surcharges. Yas!

[Dullard]

I don't doubt your story for a minute Dillard.

Except

If you were submitting it now, it was online and it works out how much you owe.

I know how much I owe.

That doesnae mean I,ll be paying it at the moment.

Arguing with HMRC is one of my great pleasures in life [/quote]

And if you are wrong you can give them more in penalties, interest and surcharges. Yas![/quote]

Xackly The only sensible thing a bun has ever said was thon Struth boy, we welcome the chase. HMRC can sook ma plums.

[Alternative_Poster]

I think you get a £100 fine if you don't pay them by midnight tonight.

Edit: No that's if you don't submit the form in time.

The fine for not paying is 5% of what you owe after 30 days. (including interest)

Or you could just liquidate yourself and form a new company called The Dullard but buy all the assets (including 'goodwill' such as SFmad posting history) - view external link

[grubber83]

I'm exempt from filing my tax return for another few months. Thank f*ck, my books are a mess

[CB_1874]

I'm seek fed up subsidising these west-coast, buroo-monkeys like Scone and Gers, veterans or no, its just nae oan! I include yer standard buroo monkey, like AJ & DYE in this !

Yours disgraced,

Bennachie

Point of order you northern nomark. I do not sign on.

[DannyBhoy]

I'm exempt from filing my tax return for another few months. Thank f*ck, my books are a mess

How come, is that because you had a bad turn?

[grubber83]

I'm exempt from filing my tax return for another few months. Thank f*ck, my books are a mess

How come, is that because you had a bad turn? [/quote]


No Danny, it's because my business hasn't been up and running for a year yet mate.