Put my Tax Return in today

[Dullard]

and now await the inevitable demand for cash from HMRC

A fair portion of this will go towards the NHS, subsidised housing, state handouts and methadone, all of which are beloved by the Weegies.

So if any of you workshy layabouts and scrimshankers wish to offer their gratitude to hard working East Coast taxpayers like the boy Mook and Bennachie nows your chance.

[DannyBhoy]

Never mind that, what do you think of Rowanaldo Vine's supposed move to Morton?

[Bennachie]

I'm seek fed up subsidising these west-coast, buroo-monkeys like Scone and Gers, veterans or no, its just nae oan! I include yer standard buroo monkey, like AJ & DYE in this !

Yours disgraced,

Bennachie

[Dullard]

Never mind that, what do you think of Rowanaldo Vine's supposed move to Morton?

I feel sorry for Morton to be honest.

[supernotts5891]

and now await the inevitable demand for cash from HMRC

A fair portion of this will go towards the NHS, subsidised housing, state handouts and methadone, all of which are beloved by the Weegies.

So if any of you workshy layabouts and scrimshankers wish to offer their gratitude to hard working East Coast taxpayers like the boy Mook and Bennachie nows your chance.

how the phuck do you get taxed on a phucking paper round ya phucking phud

[Dullard]

HMRC are everywhere these days SueinNotts, even transgendered pimps pay income tax now, as you well know

[happytim]

i dont give much to the taxman but give plenty to charity.

charities that many on here might benefit from either now or in future.

help the oddball
sponsor an oddball
the oddball foundation
oddball research

[Alternative_Poster]

I don't doubt your story for a minute Dillard.

Except

If you were submitting it now, it was online and it works out how much you owe.

[gersforme]

dullard couldnt run a knocking shop, he's consigned to an industrial estate windowless storeroom with dreams of that elusive first sale

[Dullard]

I don't doubt your story for a minute Dillard.

Except

If you were submitting it now, it was online and it works out how much you owe.

I know how much I owe.

That doesnae mean I,ll be paying it at the moment.

Arguing with HMRC is one of my great pleasures in life