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  1. #11
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    re: Funerals

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    I always imagined that you being a military man you would have attended a fair few more funerals than an Average Joe.


    Id rather not talk about my Militery Career if you dont mind Danny .

  2. #12
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    re: Funerals

    I'd rather you didn't talk about anything scrote.

  3. #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieSkelper
    Funerals are ok as long as the person in the box is someone you couldn't give two phucks about.

    Free steak pie meal then plenty of booze, whats not to like?
    Steak pie ? All I've ever had at a wake is sandwiches, sausage rolls etc

  4. #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sconemeister1314
    I always imagined that you being a military man you would have attended a fair few more funerals than an Average Joe.


    Id rather not talk about my Militery Career if you dont mind Danny .[/quote]

    Sorry, mate.

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    re: Funerals

    Quote Originally Posted by ZombieSkelper
    Funerals are ok as long as the person in the box is someone you couldn't give two phucks about.

    Free steak pie meal then plenty of booze, whats not to like?


  6. #16
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    re: Funerals

    Aye, the older you get , the more you attend, quite a few last year and have another one on Friday, fine loon with a dry sense of humour and will be missed behind the bar in the marine

  7. #17
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    re: Funerals

    I absolutely hate going to funerals.

    Had to help carry the coffin once as well, not pleasant.

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    I absolutely hate going to funerals.

    Had to help carry the coffin once as well, not pleasant.


    I dont think anyone particularly likes going to them Mookmeister .


    I get all fidgity and claustrophobic .

  9. #19

    re: Funerals

    I was at one today tae that's the 2nd one in a row I've been tae and there's been nothing religious there nae minister nae prayers just music today's one had someone from the humanitarian society speaking whatever that is.

  10. #20
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    the only socialising i do is at funerals, and only the undertakers talk to me, whats odd is they seem to look me up and down.

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