Holiday..

[Dirtyweasel]

Unlike the not so selective Mrs Mart, Mrs Weasel's history doesn't read like a telephone directory. It would appear she prefers quality over quantity.

That said, Mrs Mart sure sounds like a fun girl, and your acceptance, even pride, of her extensive service history is refreshingly honest.

[chiswickmart]

The only reason that Mrs Weasel's history doesn't read like a telephone directory is because until you came along, no one gave her a legitimate contact number. My heart almost bleeds thinking of all those times she must have heard the line "you have dialled an incorrect number, please try again".

Still, it must be satisfying to know you're the first person to have ****ed her more than once.

[chiswickmart]

BTW Chief, hope you're enjoying all the holiday tips on your thread.

[Dirtyweasel]

You may get lucky Chief and bump into Mrs Mart whilst on holiday - although by the sound of it, it would be like throwing a Mars Bar up Shirley High Street

[chief_wiggam]

BTW Chief, hope you're enjoying all the holiday tips on your thread.

I am, but it sounds like you're describing my Mrs in every post there. :/

[Pentridge]

I think I've been to Majorca. It was back in my happy days, when I was single and child free

Didn't sleep for a week, and drank enough local grog to drown a rhino. In fact, at some stage, I may have huffed a rhino

You have and you did.

[Dirtyweasel]

I think I've been to Majorca. It was back in my happy days, when I was single and child free

Didn't sleep for a week, and drank enough local grog to drown a rhino. In fact, at some stage, I may have huffed a rhino

You have and you did.[/quote]


I thought I had/did. Her wasn't Mrs Mart was it?

[chiswickmart]

I must say I find it very sweet how Mrs W has told Mr W that she prefers quality over quantity. Obviously trying to make him feel better for the small **** he possesses.

Beggars can't be choosers though Mrs W, you take what you can get in your state...although life really has dealt you a cruel hand.