Caption Competition - the MoPo edition

[Southerndown]

Donde esta mi abrigo?

[suicide]

Pinochio looks relieved while his ex team anxiously debate who gets the job of porking the fat frauline next.

[pfcsteve72]

See ya later Pajeros, I'm off to Tottenham

[tamarblue]

MoPo starts his Crouch style robot dance on hearing that he's got the Spuds job

Or

Like rats leaving a sinking ship, MoPo decides to jump ship to HMS Spud as previous managers have, after hearing their players are to be sold and the realisation that sound financial foundations that the fans have been banging on about are as about as sound, as that more successful team on the south coast finances were, a couple of seasons ago.

[tamarblue]

In an attempt to stop MoPo leaving, scum cover up the exit door with a very large poster.

Or

Scum launch their new propaganda poster of faceless andless players in the hope that their fans will not realise who has been sold.

[monosyllable]

Scum players confer to elect conyo of the week.

[Andy68]

"So Long Suckerssss!"

[Scoular1]

Awwww those boys and their soggy biscuit game

[chiswickmart]

Before leaving MoPo is tasked with judging the traditional Rear of the Year competition.

[Southerndown]

"Mine's this big!"