Caption Competition - the MoPo edition

[Southerndown]

And Scully no blubbing if you don't win!

[Corkhead]

At his recent interview Potty presents his player portfolio to Daniel Levy.

[chiswickmart]

Doh - same as Corky!!

Alternative...

Southampton players continue to search for fans whose heads are not stuck in the ground!!

[Corkhead]

That's what I was trying to infer. If you win instead of moi we'll know it's a fiddle.

Edit: You beat me to it. Understand you not bothering to read my entries however.

How about "And, as you can see Mr Levy, they all have lovely arses".

[chiswickmart]

Edit: You beat me to it. Understand you not bothering to read my entries however.

I was mulling over which idea to put down, during that process (and taking a work call) you'd posted yours. And of course I don't see that till I've hit post message.

MoPo is delighted with his leaving gift from the boys!!

[Corkhead]

Players whispering...

"The Argie tw@t can fugg off for all I care, I'm off to Liverpool, Spurs, Manyoo, Arsenal ..." (delete as appropriate)

[chiswickmart]

"We've done our best to blur out the fans in the background Mauricio but unfortunately you can still make out some of the inbred ugly ****ers"!!

[Corkhead]

I am worried about the blurred hand movement in the groinal area along with images of player's bumcheeks.

[Corkhead]

And Scully no blubbing if you don't win!

Was that a caption? If so a very poor attempt if I may be so bold.

[Scoular1]

Very very deep Corky...you need to think about it