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  1. 08-07-2014, 06:38 PM #11
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by rumnpepp
    Well said Budge
    he's probably got aids


    but he's spot on this occasion[/quote]

    Got Clamydia fae a Hearts skank many noons ago [/quote]

    You must have sat on the toilet seat after her then there's no way you got yer Nat king.[/quote]




    Neither did your maws husband
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  2. 08-07-2014, 06:39 PM #12
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by rumnpepp
    Well said Budge
    he's probably got aids


    but he's spot on this occasion[/quote]

    Got Clamydia fae a Hearts skank many noons ago [/quote]

    You must have sat on the toilet seat after her then there's no way you got yer Nat king.[/quote]

    Make a burd chukkle make a burd ride , or take a Nosh
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  3. 08-07-2014, 06:44 PM #13
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by mitherzundhand
    That means you're not allowed to have *** with her. It would be rape otherwise.
    Are you just clarifying that?
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  4. 08-07-2014, 07:16 PM #14
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    You can ad to that if she is incapable through drink or drugs of giving consent then it is also rape.

    Just so folk can be crystal clear what you're talking about.

    Of course if neither of you can remember the night before and whether there was consent on either side, then you should possibly not drink as much that you pass out and have no recollection of what actually happened.
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  5. 08-07-2014, 07:24 PM #15
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    We had a peaceful and banterful message board for a week.

    Mook comes back from his honeymoon and now look, we have perverts posting about how not to get your hole.

    I hope you're happy
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  6. 08-07-2014, 07:26 PM #16
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by GMessi
    We had a peaceful and banterful message board for a week.

    Mook comes back from his honeymoon and now look, we have perverts posting about how not to get your hole.

    I hope you're happy
    Cheer up GMessi.



    I'm sure you could make a fine contribution to a thread about how not to get your hole.
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  7. 08-07-2014, 07:35 PM #17
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    No comment Dholly
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  8. 08-07-2014, 07:38 PM #18
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Sheep canna say no thanks.
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  9. 08-07-2014, 10:07 PM #19
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by GMessi
    No comment Dholly
    Virgin alert.

    Mind you, I only lost my virginity last week
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  10. 08-07-2014, 10:40 PM #20
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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    No comment Dholly
    Virgin alert.

    Mind you, I only lost my virginity last week [/quote]

    Did your mrs have her hen night in Magaluf ?
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