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Thread: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

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    If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    That means you're not allowed to have *** with her. It would be rape otherwise.

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Really

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by mitherzundhand
    That means you're not allowed to have *** with her. It would be rape otherwise.
    If a burd says no, move on ASAP

    Take the hit

    Plenty out there

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by mitherzundhand
    That means you're not allowed to have *** with her. It would be rape otherwise.
    so if you ask a bird if she wants another drink and she says no thanks that's rape


    FFS the world is awash with rapists

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Well said Budge

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickybhoy
    Well aid Budge
    he's probably got aids


    but he's spot on this occasion

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    What in the of phuck is this thread about?

    What next, 'killing people is against the law'?

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by eastcoastscot
    Well said Budge
    he's probably got aids


    but he's spot on this occasion[/quote]

    Got Clamydia fae a Hearts skank many noons ago

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    re: If a bird you are with says "No Thanks"

    Quote Originally Posted by budgeover
    Well said Budge
    he's probably got aids


    but he's spot on this occasion[/quote]

    Got Clamydia fae a Hearts skank many noons ago [/quote]

    You must have sat on the toilet seat after her then there's no way you got yer Nat king.

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