Stuff what I do wrong

[griff]

I only open the curtains to stop her putting the light on, thus lowering the amount spent on leccy, so that I can spend it on peeve, scran and holidays.

Others are right though; there's nee pleasing bints. Like moorlad, whenever I do summat, or make an suggestion, she always changes it, even if her way is more complicated, expensive or time consuming. I gan along to keep the noise level down.

And there's nee point even trying owt else because it's impossible to ever be in an bint's good books. In the Scale Of Books the best we can ever achieve is the average books. Bad books is the norm, but at least if they're not talking at us it's an bonus, right?

[kel_]

Why do youse Cumbrains dee bint jobs?

To stop them whinging.

It doesert work![/quote]

Excally. I dee the dishwasher and that's it but that's only coz I divvent want the bint to break it and me to of to fork out for an new one.

[moorlad]

I of got to the stage where I divvent even hear what Moorlass is saying any more, youse know, it's like background music when youse gan in an shop. I am able to just read an book and completely blank most off of it out, except when she gets geet shouty, which means I of missed summat she feels is important. It usually isert. Summat like "I'm gan to get my nails done, so I'll be late home". Like I give an ****.

[moorlad]

Why do youse Cumbrains dee bint jobs?

To stop them whinging.

It doesert work![/quote]

Excally. I dee the dishwasher and that's it but that's only coz I divvent want the bint to break it and me to of to fork out for an new one.[/quote]

But youse let her use the washing machine, cooker, tumble dryer, microwave and fridge.

[Buc]

Saw come dine with me when this posh chap said he were disgusted with the table manners of the guests as they weren't eating the right way with the fork and knives.. I thought to myself what would he think about me eating like a primitive Scotsman.. I didn't realise folk would be offended just because someone isn't using cutlery the right way..

Do you lads use fork and knives whilst dinning in the proper manner..

[Buc]

My dad told me once I was feeding the birds wrong

I saw a pic of Chalky on FB feeding loads of birds at a waterfront there was loads of them going mental scary stuff.

[kel_]

Saw come dine with me when this posh chap said he were disgusted with the table manners of the guests as they weren't eating the right way with the fork and knives.. I thought to myself what would he think about me eating like a primitive Scotsman.. I didn't realise folk would be offended just because someone isn't using cutlery the right way..

Do you lads use fork and knives whilst dinning in the proper manner..

I of my knife and fork the wrong way roond anparrently.

[moorlad]

Today's chalky pics are ace.

Bring back ace memories for me.

[griff]

Today's chalky pics are ace.

Bring back ace memories for me.

Aye, but the daft sod's forgotten not only his password for here, but his email addy as well.

[kel_]

Why do youse Cumbrains dee bint jobs?

To stop them whinging.

It doesert work![/quote]

Excally. I dee the dishwasher and that's it but that's only coz I divvent want the bint to break it and me to of to fork out for an new one.[/quote]

But youse let her use the washing machine, cooker, tumble dryer, microwave and fridge.[/quote]

I do most off of the cooking cos I'm geet ace at it.