Stuff what I do wrong

[griff]

According to mrsgriff anyway, now includes opening curtains. Apparently, it's no longer acceptable to simply pull one off of the ****s in one direction, and it's marra the other way, oh no. According to her New Rule they now of to be shaken "like this" so that they "hang properly".

What the ****'s that all aboot?

[Markovitch]

My dad told me once I was feeding the birds wrong

[deezel]

i reckon the curtain misdemeanour, although trivial, is an culmination of "mistakes" and it's all got too much for mrs griff

you're lucky you don't live in west virginia or you'd of been axed in the heed tbf

[Nevermore666]

[/i]uck's that all aboot?

SPOOKY!! I were telt of the other day when I hoovered and never put the ruffles back in the curtain HOW SHE LIKES THEM. My Cumbrian accent is always been picked on by her and her mother the Cumbrian born-and-bred *******s.

[Nevermore666]

My dad told me once I was feeding the birds wrong

Tbf Marko you were sprinkling the seed on your cock.

[kel_]

Why do youse Cumbrains dee bint jobs?

[Nevermore666]

Makes me more understanding of a woman's plight.

[Markovitch]

Had it stuffed up the Christmas turkey as i recall

[moorlad]

Cushions. It appears that after I of sat on an chair or an couch in our house I never put the cushions back in their place.

When Moorlass makes me hang out the washing, she always, without fail, gans out after I of done it and moves every item around on the washing line 'cos I of put it in the wrong place.

I of also put the plug for the kettle in the wrong socket once or twice.

An mate off of mine, who I worked with in the RAF, had an visit to the office we worked in from his visibly irate wife to tell him he had put the bog roll on the holder the wrong way round. I of yet to beat that.

[moorlad]

Why do youse Cumbrains dee bint jobs?

To stop them whinging.

It doesert work!