We've just booked Christmas dinner...

[Markovitch]

I'm in Chile for Christmas. What do Chileans eat, hopefully big pieces of meat. Im going to be ****ing unbearable if Christmas is ****

[moorlad]

I will be cooking Christmas dinner 'cos Moorlass will just be fannying about all day. We will be ofing an ****ing enormous turkey, with extra meat. I will be making my own sage and onion stuffing (our sage went mental in the garden this year), we'll of roast parsnips and roast tatties, carrots, the obligatory sprouts (but with chestnuts and perhaps bacon), also pigs in blankets, and mashed tatties as well. I may make bread sauce but Moorlass isert all that keen. We'll also of an proper Christmas pudding, which my mam makes.

[Buc]

That's an huge Xmas dinner moorlad.. You won't be able to get off the chair at dinner table to go get beer oot of the fridge..

[moorlad]

Moorlass will dee that for me Jimmy.

[Buc]

Moorlass deserves take it easy she's had a bad second half to the year..

May be a bit emotional for her as well so Moorlass should sit about and you should cater for her.. She deserves it.

[kel_]

SPOOKY.

I'm deeing the cooking this year too but for the first time EVER. I'm gan to tell my guests they can **** off of for an present this year as I'm forking oot for the food.

[griff]

Moorlass will dee that for me Jimmy.

Youse keep ALE in the fridge?

HEATHEN.

[griff]

SPOOKY.

I'm deeing the cooking this year too but for the first time EVER. I'm gan to tell my guests they can **** off of for an present this year as I'm forking oot for the food.

I'll be on veg duty as per this year, but if anybody thinks I'm even touching an sprout they can **** reet off of.

[deezel]

I'm in Chile for Christmas. What do Chileans eat, hopefully big pieces of meat.

Guinea Pigs, they* fatten 'em up so you should be ok

[Markovitch]

Had them in Peru, Deez, not that exciting. Pigs in blankets? Are they not sausage rolls? Shocking