Is there anyone who hasn't...

[YoouuPiessss]

I got bit by a swan today if anyone is interested, two or three of them ganged up on me and forced me to hand over the sandwich that I was eating...

I can confirm that swan bites hurt...

[moorlad]

I got bit by a swan today if anyone is interested, two or three of them ganged up on me and forced me to hand over the sandwich that I was eating...

I can confirm that swan bites hurt...

Surely bites involve teeth, an swan doesert of teeth does it? That would make it an peck.

[Floppy_funbags]

I of been bit off of a swan and yes they of teeth. Well, serrated sort of things in their beaks that feel like teeth anyways.

[moorlad]

I of been bit off of a swan and yes they of teeth. Well, serrated sort of things in their beaks that feel like teeth anyways.

I'll bow to your superior knowledge off of wildfowl (after your close encounters with next door's duck).

[Rab_The_Ger]

I of been bit off of a swan and yes they of teeth. Well, serrated sort of things in their beaks that feel like teeth anyways.

You've only yersel tae blame. You were told tae never run about a public park with yer tadger hanging oot yer troosers. Ffs man.

[Buc]

Nothing for me as yet.. Due to the drugs i am on if I get a cold it always goes for my chest as my immune system is extremely low..

But so far for the best part of a year ive been clear..

Got a flu jab 2 weeks ago..not good for you lads having that as it must have set yous back a bit..

[Pentridge]

The bint is nearly dying off of flu apparently, I've just stoically GOT ON WITH IT.

[Floppy_funbags]

Aye Pents. Mine didert even get me a prezzie cos she was bed bound for the entire week before Christmas.

You'd of thought she had mutated strain off of Ebola and Anthrax wi' the song and dance she made aboot it.

And they* of the nerve to scoff at us blokes with our 'man-flu'. Laughable.

[AndoverPFC]

I have been fine, but then I do live in a much warmer and healthier climate than you northern oafs.

[YoouuPiessss]

I of been bit off of a swan and yes they of teeth. Well, serrated sort of things in thevir beaks that feel like teeth anyways.

That's spot on Floppy,it left a red mark on my arm and the beak felt like it had teeth (but obviously hadnt)...

I put a photo of the culprits on my Facebook, I think that they must have been in some kind of swan gang or summat as it seemed like it was all planned...