Reply With QuoteIf I had a fanny I wouldn't mind giving birth - I'd have the right tool for the job so to speak. As it it the good Lord cursed me with a massive cock.
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Thread: I were listening to the wireless
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13-02-2015, 04:36 PM #11
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She'll of loved it Jimmy, bints enjoy being nasty.
To be fair Jimmy we dee the hard work, we of to put the ****ing babby in there in the first place. Childbirth is just yet another excuse for bints to of an whinge to be fair.
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13-02-2015, 10:13 PM #12
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13-02-2015, 11:11 PM #13
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The past couple of weeks I've been working down maternity and I swear that I heard noises there that I never want to hear again...
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13-02-2015, 11:23 PM #14
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Sorry chalky.
Originally Posted by YoouuPiessss
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14-02-2015, 02:05 AM #15
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noooo once was enough thank you very much Originally Posted by kel_
although tbf I had a hysterectomy at 33 so that put paid to having any more.. it also meant I didn't really have a menopause either apart from hot flushes so no mood swings or irritability from me 
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14-02-2015, 09:14 AM #16
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noooo once was enough thank you very much Originally Posted by paula_m
although tbf I had a hysterectomy at 33 so that put paid to having any more.. it also meant I didn't really have a menopause either apart from hot flushes so no mood swings or irritability from me [/quote]
WOW.. the perfick woman..
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14-02-2015, 01:02 PM #17
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Sorry chalky.[/quote] Originally Posted by Nevermore666
That one made me smile...
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16-02-2015, 11:41 AM #18
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Aye Chalky, it'd be like when I had to drive an load off of drunk screeching harpies back from the pub after Moorlass had been on an "girls'" night out. Originally Posted by YoouuPiessss
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