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Thread: I were listening to the wireless

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    I were listening to the wireless

    On the way in to work this morning. They* were ofing an discussion anbout the female menopause, in particular there were some talk anbout symptoms:

    Mood swings
    Irritability

    How the **** can they* tell?

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    It's all true moorlad. You've been ofing one for years.

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    My Mrs had a ****ing massive one last year and left me...

    Ive got a feeling she's not got over it yet...

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    Mines turning into her mother. I wish she'd **** off.

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    Quote Originally Posted by griff
    It's all true moorlad. You've been ofing one for years.
    I divvent of mood swings, I am in an bad mood all off of the time.

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    Fair point, well made.

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    Moorlass has quite strange mood swings, around 95% off of the time she is absolutely enraged with me, which I am so used to so I can handle. However there is the odd time when she's really quite nice to me, which to be fair, can be really quite disconcerting.

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    Yeah I start to worry when she* starts being nice to me.



    *not Moorlass, my bint.

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    My wife had that for 10yrs couldnt have been good for her mentally but I daren't mention it..

    Glad I'm not a woman. Could you imagine if us men had to give birth be very sore more than likely I don't think we would cope..

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    re: I were listening to the wireless

    If it's that bad the why do the whinging ****s allus want more?

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